Drew was home Wednesday morning, so I went shopping, in hopes to find matching *perfect* outfits for the kids. Yeah, right!!! What a disaster. Old Navy was my store of choice (limited on time). And as I am asking the worker for help to coordinate she (literally) had a vertigo attack and passed out on the floor. So here I am hold these cobalt blue girls pants and the lady is on the floor. Of course, I went and got help, hung around to make sure she was okay, and came home with some of the worst. clothes. ever.
Drew went to work. I went to get Isaiah from school. The whole time all I could think was, "what the heck am I going to do? Pictures are TOMORROW! My kids have NOTHING!! (sad, but true) CRAP. I am going to have to take them shopping. Double Crap."
We get home only to find some neighbors walking by our house to which my kids RUN out as fast as their little legs can carry them. Before I know it I'm feeding my kids cold, stale pizza as the neighbors are happily playing in our house. FOR 2 HOURS. Crap. There went naptime. I still need clothes.
Now close your eyes, and in your head picture the condition of my sweet, adorable children.
Natalie was wearing red pants, a gray and white zebra striped dress with a lime green turtleneck with lolipops on it, uncombed hair, pizza sauce on face.
Noelle was wearing a shirt that was at least 2 sizes too big, so she kept sticking her arm through the neck of the shirt, wearing it more like a one-sleeved dress than a long-sleeved shirt. Pizza sauce, dirt, you get the picture? NOT SHOPPING CONDITION.
We still had to go. (Caleb was still in PJs.)
So the neighbors left and shoes on and out the door to the mall. ANYONE with small kids knows skipping nap AND going shopping is a recipe for disaster.
Have you ever gone shopping with several little kids? HOLY FREAKIN' COW.
I never realized how hard it was to find the same outfit in two different sizes. I think that the stores have conspired against us. Size 5 here, Size 3 on those two (small) racks. Size 6? Where? Really.
Now my kids are actually pretty good. But keeping track of all 4 in a store at the same time is really difficult!!
One under the rack, One taking shirts off the table, One running around with her shirt 1/2 off, one shoe on, one foot barefoot, One crying because he didn't get the "boy" penguin, One starving and ready to die. Having had enough, I used the "if your teacher were here right now, what would she say!!" approach. That lasted all of 3 minutes.
Keep calm, michelle, it will be over soon. Keep calm.
As i'm checking out and the kids are completely destroying the jewerly display, I just apologized for the damage my kids had done, and with my head held low, walk slowly away.
And just when I was ready to give up hope, I finally found outfits that matched, and were even cute.
The stockings and shoes didn't come until the way to take the pictures, but I survived. The kids survived.
As i'm checking out and the kids are completely destroying the jewerly display, I just apologized for the damage my kids had done, and with my head held low, walk slowly away.
I realized two things. This is why I hate shopping. Taking pictures is stressful.
And now that I'm looking at them all again, it was so worth every moment.